"East Coast Edition" Black Threaded Cactus Tee

If you’ve ever been east of the Hudson, you know the unofficial dress code: black, black, and—wait for it—more black. Whether it’s 90 degrees in August or a snowstorm in February, East Coasters wear black like it’s a competitive sport.

That’s why this tee exists. Our “East Coast Edition” Black Threaded Cactus Tee lets you proudly blend into the urban jungle while still flexing a desert-chic vibe (because nothing says “edgy but artsy” like a black shirt with a brightly embroidered cactus).

And here’s the kicker—when you buy one, you’re not just upgrading your wardrobe to peak East Coast stealth mode. You’re also supporting our small business, which means you get to look effortlessly cool and be someone’s hero. Talk about a win-win.

So go ahead, embrace the all-black everything lifestyle—because we know you weren’t going to wear colored shirts anyway.

Front: Screen-printed logo for silent/subtle support

Back (Optional drop-down selection): Screen-printed logo for aggressively loud support

Comfortable, unisex fit so all hype people feel seen

Perfect for running errands, hyping on social, or guilt-tripping friends who still haven’t bought one

You’re not just wearing a shirt. You’re watering the cactus. 🌵💚