Because some days you wake up with your hair in a bun and your patience on 2%. This hat lets the world know exactly why you look tired (and proud of it). The "Raising Freeloaders" embroidered cap is perfect for school drop-off, grocery runs, or hiding from your children in plain sight.
🧢 Front Embroidery:
“Raising Freeloaders” – stitched in stylish script for that chic-meets-sarcastic mom vibe.
Side Embroidery:
“Uber drivers and snack providers” - stitched in cursive, in case the circus music following your family wasn’t obvious enough
Why You’ll Love It:
Soft, unstructured fit that says “cool mom” not “carpool zombie”
Adjustable strap for messy bun clearance and perfect fit
Breathable cotton so you don’t sweat your sanity
The ultimate conversation starter at the playground or wine aisle
Great gift for Mother’s Day, mom groups, or your favorite exhausted friend
Throw it on, throw together a lunchbox, and conquer another day of unpaid motherhood.
Because some days you wake up with your hair in a bun and your patience on 2%. This hat lets the world know exactly why you look tired (and proud of it). The "Raising Freeloaders" embroidered cap is perfect for school drop-off, grocery runs, or hiding from your children in plain sight.
🧢 Front Embroidery:
“Raising Freeloaders” – stitched in stylish script for that chic-meets-sarcastic mom vibe.
Side Embroidery:
“Uber drivers and snack providers” - stitched in cursive, in case the circus music following your family wasn’t obvious enough
Why You’ll Love It:
Soft, unstructured fit that says “cool mom” not “carpool zombie”
Adjustable strap for messy bun clearance and perfect fit
Breathable cotton so you don’t sweat your sanity
The ultimate conversation starter at the playground or wine aisle
Great gift for Mother’s Day, mom groups, or your favorite exhausted friend
Throw it on, throw together a lunchbox, and conquer another day of unpaid motherhood.
