They may be little, but they’re already living the freeloader lifestyle — snacks on demand, zero responsibilities, and a personal chauffeur (you). Top off their look with the “Freeloader” kids hat, made to match Mom and Dad’s sarcastic style.
Front Embroidery:
“Freeloader” – stitched in playful font, perfectly sized for tiny troublemakers.
Side Embroidery:
“Living Rent Free Since Birth” - stitched in cursive to add a little class
Why You'll Love It:
Soft, breathable cotton to keep cool during playground politics
Adjustable strap for a snug fit from toddlers to early freeloading pros
Lightweight and durable enough to survive naps, tantrums, and snack crumbs
Matches perfectly with the adult “Raising Freeloaders” hats for family photo gold
The cutest way to let the world know who’s really running the show
Perfect for birthdays, family outings, or just giving your little boss their official title.
Because every freeloader needs a signature look — and this one’s got yours written all over it.
They may be little, but they’re already living the freeloader lifestyle — snacks on demand, zero responsibilities, and a personal chauffeur (you). Top off their look with the “Freeloader” kids hat, made to match Mom and Dad’s sarcastic style.
Front Embroidery:
“Freeloader” – stitched in playful font, perfectly sized for tiny troublemakers.
Side Embroidery:
“Living Rent Free Since Birth” - stitched in cursive to add a little class
Why You'll Love It:
Soft, breathable cotton to keep cool during playground politics
Adjustable strap for a snug fit from toddlers to early freeloading pros
Lightweight and durable enough to survive naps, tantrums, and snack crumbs
Matches perfectly with the adult “Raising Freeloaders” hats for family photo gold
The cutest way to let the world know who’s really running the show
Perfect for birthdays, family outings, or just giving your little boss their official title.
Because every freeloader needs a signature look — and this one’s got yours written all over it.
