"Raising Freeloaders" – The Minimalist Parent Survival Tee

$30.00

Parenting: the unpaid, full-time job with no vacation days and endless snack requests. Embrace the chaos with our "Raising Freeloaders" shirt – perfect for every proud, over-caffeinated parent just trying to keep tiny humans alive. With just the embroidery on the front, this appeals to the parent who likes to wear minimalist designs.

👕 Front: Classy embroidery that reads “Raising Freeloaders” – so subtle, other parents will nod in solidarity.

Whether you’re at a PTA meeting, chasing kids at the park, or just hiding in the pantry with snacks, this shirt lets the world know you’re doing the hardest job on Earth… with humor.

Features:

  • Super soft shirt for maximum comfort during tantrum season

  • Durable embroidery + high-quality screenprinting – made to survive spills, spit-ups, and sibling fights

  • Unisex fit for moms, dads, or anyone brave enough to raise freeloaders

  • Perfect gift for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or just because wine isn't a presentable gift

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Because you're not just a parent — you're the CEO of Freeloaderville

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Parenting: the unpaid, full-time job with no vacation days and endless snack requests. Embrace the chaos with our "Raising Freeloaders" shirt – perfect for every proud, over-caffeinated parent just trying to keep tiny humans alive. With just the embroidery on the front, this appeals to the parent who likes to wear minimalist designs.

👕 Front: Classy embroidery that reads “Raising Freeloaders” – so subtle, other parents will nod in solidarity.

Whether you’re at a PTA meeting, chasing kids at the park, or just hiding in the pantry with snacks, this shirt lets the world know you’re doing the hardest job on Earth… with humor.

Features:

  • Super soft shirt for maximum comfort during tantrum season

  • Durable embroidery + high-quality screenprinting – made to survive spills, spit-ups, and sibling fights

  • Unisex fit for moms, dads, or anyone brave enough to raise freeloaders

  • Perfect gift for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or just because wine isn't a presentable gift

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Because you're not just a parent — you're the CEO of Freeloaderville