They eat your snacks, steal your bed space, and somehow have more toys than square footage — and now they’ve got the shirt to prove it. The "Freeloader" kids tee is the perfect match for your parenting uniform, because if they're gonna live rent-free, they might as well own it.
👕 Front:
Adorably embroidered with “Freeloader” – because subtle sarcasm looks extra cute in toddler size.
🎨 Back:
Playful screenprint that reads:
“Living rent free since birth”
Whether they’re toddling through Target or napping like it’s a sport, this tee keeps your tiny freeloader comfy, stylish, and fully branded.
Features:
Super-soft, kid-friendly Comfort Colors brand that holds up to spills, mud, and mystery stains
Durable embroidery + high-quality screenprint that won't fade after 30+ wash cycles (we tested)
Tagless design for extra comfort (no itchy complaints here)
Perfect for family photos, park days, or just flexing that adorable freeloading energy
Black shirt, because stains, spills, and dirt are inevitable
Available in baby, toddler, and youth sizes — because freeloading starts early and lasts a while.
They eat your snacks, steal your bed space, and somehow have more toys than square footage — and now they’ve got the shirt to prove it. The "Freeloader" kids tee is the perfect match for your parenting uniform, because if they're gonna live rent-free, they might as well own it.
👕 Front:
Adorably embroidered with “Freeloader” – because subtle sarcasm looks extra cute in toddler size.
🎨 Back:
Playful screenprint that reads:
“Living rent free since birth”
Whether they’re toddling through Target or napping like it’s a sport, this tee keeps your tiny freeloader comfy, stylish, and fully branded.
Features:
Super-soft, kid-friendly Comfort Colors brand that holds up to spills, mud, and mystery stains
Durable embroidery + high-quality screenprint that won't fade after 30+ wash cycles (we tested)
Tagless design for extra comfort (no itchy complaints here)
Perfect for family photos, park days, or just flexing that adorable freeloading energy
Black shirt, because stains, spills, and dirt are inevitable
Available in baby, toddler, and youth sizes — because freeloading starts early and lasts a while.
